bama girl complaints

When the new girls ask my friends and i what we remember from freshman year

We’re all just like,

How I greet my little

Sober,

Drunk,

When I see my little drunk

I’m just like,

When my friend talks about how much she loves my little

I’m just like,

When I see a girl I pref’d that didn’t go my sorority

I’m just like,

When someone offers me tequila

I’m just like,

When the university ended pledgeship

I was just like,

When I realized we weren’t going to Miami

My heart was like,

But my liver was like,

When someone from Auburn tries to talk shit

I’m just like,

During the last seconds of the LSU game

I was just like,